Perhaps there is a reason that Sidney had some odd quirks.
Perhaps he was owned by a girl who loved animals and wanted to grow up to be a veterinarian.
And perhaps that girl liked to dress him in doll clothes and make him sleep in a doll bed.
And perhaps that same girl made him take his water from a baby bottle.
And perhaps he just really wanted to be on Miami Vice and was denied that opportunity.
Thus, he brought socks to the kitchen when he wanted to eat - as an offering to make up for his failings.
Perhaps. :)
Oh, Leslie. How I love you. And your stories. And your way of sharing them.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dacey. I love you, too! :) I was cracking myself up with this post....
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